Funny Lawyer Jokes

A lawyer, a secretary and a paralegal are on their way to lunch when they find a smoking lantern. The secretary picks it up, brushes it off and a Genie appears.

"You know the drill," he said, "but since there are three of you, you each may only have one wish."

The secretary states her wish, "I would like to be on a Jamaican beach with a Pina Colada and a gorgeous hunk at my side."

Poof! She disappears.

The paralegal states a similar wish and he instantly disappears.

"And what is your wish, Counselor?" asks the Genie.

The lawyer looks at his watch and says, "I want those two back in the office in an hour."