Funny Lawyer Jokes
A dad walks into a market followed by his
ten-year-old son. The kid is spinning a quarter
in the air and catching it between his teeth. As
they walk through the market someone bumps into
the boy at just the wrong moment and the coin
goes straight into his mouth and lodges in his
throat.
He immediately starts choking, going blue in the
face, and Dad starts panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed middle-aged, moderately attractive
but serious woman in a blue business suit is
sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her
newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the
sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her
coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds her
newspaper and places it on the counter. Then she
gets up from her seat and makes her unhurried way
across the market.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold
of the boy's testicles and squeezes gently at
first and then ever more firmly. After a few
seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up
the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in
her free hand. Releasing the boy, the woman hands
the coin to the father and walks back to her seat
in the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered
no lasting ill-effects, the father rushes over to
the woman and starts effusively thanking her
saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like
that before-it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"
"Good heavens, no," the woman replies. "I am
a Divorce Attorney."
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