Funny Lawyer Jokes
In a trial, a southern small town prosecuting attorney
called his first witness to the stand - a sweet,
grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do
You know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've
known you since you were a young boy, and frankly,
you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat
on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about
them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when
you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount
to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he
pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you
know the defense attorney?"
She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley
since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he
has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal
relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of
the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated
on his wife with three different women. Yes, I know him."
The defense attorney almost died!
At this point, the judge brought the courtroom to
silence, called both counselors to the bench, and in a
very quiet voice, said, "if either of you boys
asks her if she knows me, you'll be jailed for contempt."
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